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Legalese 101 for every lawyer

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the middle of the stream and dam it up. - Donald Rumsfeld

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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