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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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