#1 humor site on the 'net

Life And Beer Are Very Similar

Chill for best results

Life And Beer Are Very Similar thanks to Harold Holland

QuotaBills
My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle


Wheelbarrow Wheelies

Redneck Deer Stand

Bucket Seat

Security Camera Setup

Smithton Stoneys

Hearse Parking

Just Saying Goodbye

Golden End of the Rainbow

Redneck Shower

Thank You For Driving

Debbie's Fridge

Just Be Ugly

Ex-Benedict

Scubaru

Irish Handcuffs

Irish Flu Shots

Wee Shamrock

Irish Flood

Truck Art

Going Green for Ireland

Queen's Recent Visit to Ireland

Garage Watchdog

Front and Back Beetle

Mac Mailbox