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Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

Life is an adventure in forgiveness. - Norman Cousins

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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