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Life And Beer Are Very Similar thanks to Harold Holland

My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

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