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Life And Beer Are Very Similar thanks to Harold Holland

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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