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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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