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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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