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Look Alike Family

Family members that stick out for each other

Look Alike Family thanks to Jim Serritella

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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