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Look Both Ways

Road safety in Canmore, Alberta takes on a different perspective

Look Both Ways thanks to joe-kster

Gene was beside himself - should he look up and down?

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Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Looking at the initials on your monogroom. - Archie Bunker

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Narcissist: someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. - Jesse Jackson

The motivation of all artists is, "Look at me, Mum". - Sebastian Horsley

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

If I look at the mass of people I will never act. If I look at the one, I will. - Mother Theresa

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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