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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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