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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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