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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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