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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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