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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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