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How Chipper Jones got his nickname

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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