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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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