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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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