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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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