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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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