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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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