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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

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Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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