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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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