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Every day she faced seven as her lucky number

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali


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