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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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