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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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