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Beware of cycling obstacles along Rogers Pass

Meal On Wheels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bare it all for Bear safety

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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