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Meltdown Dog

Dog in Heat

Meltdown Dog thanks to Brad Tanguay

Experiencing the dog days of summer in the Southern Hemisphere

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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