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Microscopic Reader thanks to Peggy Heckert

Why do they keep sending me this darn phonebook?

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. - Jojen Reed

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Louis Braille created the code of raised dots for reading and writing that bears his name and brings literacy, independence, and productivity to the blind. - Bob Ney

Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it. - Rodney Dangerfield


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