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Microscopic Reader

Under the Microscope: School Ant

Microscopic Reader thanks to Peggy Heckert

Why do they keep sending me this darn phonebook?

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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

Whether you live in a city or a small town, and whether you drive a car, take the bus or ride a train, at some point in the day, everyone is a pedestrian. - Anthony Foxx

Pluto is just one of hundreds of objects in The Kuiper Belt. Hundreds of small icy worlds to explore - the keys to understanding the origin of our solar system. - Unknown

I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties. - Agatha Christie


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