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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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