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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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