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Sign of an unhappy Middle East marriage

Muslim Wife thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid. - Cornell Woolrich

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

Western countries in particular can today no longer be separated from Muslim societies, because they have them within themselves. They are themselves internally globalized. - Ulrich Beck

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman

I get scared easily, so I'm not one for just sitting down with a bowl of popcorn and watching horror stories. But, I mean, I'm learning more. Maybe one day I'd like to be able to watch them. - Taissa Farmiga

Dawkins considers that all faith is blind faith, and that Christian and Muslim children are brought up to believe unquestioningly. Not even the dim-witted clerics who knocked me about at grammar school thought that. - Terry Eagleton

I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because I have animals and a tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell everything. You can tell if they're annoyed. You can tell whether they're scared. - Christopher Walken

I've always loved the rush you get from watching a really scary movie, but I never watch them alone. It's fun to turn out the lights and scream and clutch someone's hand and spill the popcorn all over the place and hide under each other. - Sunny Mabrey


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