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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.
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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare


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