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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.
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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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