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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.
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Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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