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North of Somewhere

How to determine directions to anywhere but North

North of Somewhere thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

I always have a sense of trembling, but so does a compass, after all. - Jerzy KosiƄski

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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