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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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