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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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