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Ordnance Table

How James Bond conceals his firearms cache

Ordnance Table thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ordnance - military supplies including weapons, ammunition, combat vehicles, and maintenance tools and equipment

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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