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Organic Compromise

Just when you thought it was Organic and Gluten-Free

Organic Compromise thanks to Gerald Duchesne

When organic bread isn't organic

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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