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Osoyoos Sasquatch

Bigfoot sited in B.C. Interior

Osoyoos Sasquatch thanks to Karen Moore

The Legend of the Sasquatch lives on

Osoyoos Sasquatch thanks to Karen Moore

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The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus. - Archie Bunker

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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