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Our Aim

How Aussies deal with hygiene Down Under

Our Aim thanks to Roy Turkington

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Aiming isn't hitting. - African Saying

Aim at nothing and you'll succeed. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

A good archer is known not by his arrows but by his aim. - Thomas Fuller

If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Many people aim at nothing - and hit it with remarkable precision. - Unknown

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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