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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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