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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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