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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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