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What if the Federal Income Tax is illegal?

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What if the Federal Income Tax is illegal?
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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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