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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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