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Piano Bookshelf

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Piano Bookshelf thanks to Sam Morrison

Music theory books - the key to a unique pianist's keyboard

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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