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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump


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