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Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Unknown

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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