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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Unknown

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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