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Pointless

What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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