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Pointless

What is the point?

Pointless thanks to Jen Hagyar

Time to get the lead out

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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