#1 humor site on the 'net

Polar Breath

Bite-size appetite at the zoo

Polar Breath thanks to Keith Blake

Breathless Polar Bear safety for children

QuotaBills
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone


Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

Spaghetti Western

Under The Weather

Backpack Barney

My Sweet Potato

Who Needs a Guard Dog?

My Next Life

Mouse Insider

Close Ups

Redneck Camera Phone