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It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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