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Poopception

The art of Bird Dropping

Poopception thanks to Mitchell Morton

Poopology - Identifying bird health problems through bird droppings

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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