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Pothole Garden

When is the best time to plant a garden?

Pothole Garden thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Planting a Spring garden in Edmonton, Alberta

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Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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