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Programmer Logic

How to find an unemployed computer programmer

Programmer Logic thanks to Dave Greaves

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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