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Programmer Logic

How to find an unemployed computer programmer

Programmer Logic thanks to Dave Greaves

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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