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Read Your Book Case thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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