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Reading between the lines

Read Your Book Case thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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