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Reading between the lines

Read Your Book Case thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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