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Redneck Chair Repair

Bubba excels at furniture refurbishment

Redneck Chair Repair thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to become chair-man of the bored

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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