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Redneck Hotter Tub

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Redneck Hotter Tub thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined, and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame. - Lady Bird Johnson

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

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