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Redneck Hotter Tub

Jacuzzi and sauna sales heat up Down South

Redneck Hotter Tub thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bubba's homemade brewskie bathroom

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump


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