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Redneck License Plate

Bubba takes his portable platter with him on road trips

Redneck License Plate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. - Yogi Berra

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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