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Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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