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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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