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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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