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Rhino Crossing

Supportive mothers in the wild

Rhino Crossing thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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