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Supportive mothers in the wild

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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