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Road To Success

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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

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Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


Self Confidence

Wrong On So Many Levels

Reflection

Which Way Cupcakes

Woman Argument

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day

Catch Up With Jesus

Forgotten Easter Eggs

Broken Egg

Stuffed Bunny

Egg Couch

Pocket Bunny

Colour Car

The Resurrection

What's In Easter?

Texas Easter Bunny

Easter Elephant Eggs

Ancient Shiloh

Easter Egg Hunt