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Road To Success

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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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