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Road To Success

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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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