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Same Mistake Twice

By mistake or by choice?

Same Mistake Twice thanks to Wayne Nowazek

“The Road Not Taken” - Robert Frost (1874–1963)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.


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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

I made the decision. I'm accountable. - Janet Reno

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. - Wayne Dyer

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

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No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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