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Same Mistake Twice

By mistake or by choice?

Same Mistake Twice thanks to Wayne Nowazek

“The Road Not Taken” - Robert Frost (1874–1963)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.


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He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

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Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

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Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

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I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

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An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

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We have every right to make choices, but no right to choose the consequences. - Anne G. Lotz

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

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The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

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Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

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The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

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Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

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My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

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The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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