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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

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Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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