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Belief creates the actual fact. - William James

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests. - John Stuart Mill

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. - Jonathan Swift

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. - Frank Loyd Wright

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. - Claude M. Bristol

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger


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