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Science Project Turmoil

Science Fair projects gone wrong

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Material results in poor Science Fair appreciation

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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves


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