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Science Project Turmoil

Science Fair projects gone wrong

Science Project Turmoil thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Material results in poor Science Fair appreciation

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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco


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