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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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