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Second Hand Work

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Second Hand Work thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

Where there's a Will there's a way

Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown

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