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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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