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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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