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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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