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Segregation Is A Two-Way Street

1950's segregation at the Memphis Zoo

Segregation Is A Two-Way Street thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Blacks were segregated from whites in the U.S. between 1849 and 1950, by law and private action in public accommodation, transportation, armed forces, and recreational facilities

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

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